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  1. The Complete Emotional Guide to the Nine Months of Pregnancy

    Welcome!
    It makes no difference if this is the first time you're expecting a child or the twelfth. Either way, when you find yourself dealing with a variety of challenges, and completely drained of both physical and emotional energy, you're liable to feel like you're the only one in the world so exhausted by this journey.

    But that's just it. You're not alone. You're in good company! Rucheleh Lambersky, psychotherapist, group facilitator - and more importantly, mother of eight children, kein yirbu - invites you to join the club, where you'll find yourself alongside many righteous women dealing with the same challenges as you.

    In Welcome to the Club! you'll get energy and a laugh, discover new insights based on the experiences of many others, and find practical, therapeutic tools to help you cope on a day-to-day basis.
    What do you say? Are you joining us? We've reserved a spot especially for you! Learn More
  2. A Collection of Advice Columns by Comedian Mordechai Schmutter

    Newspaper advice columns are a weird tradition: "Let me ask a total stranger about my personal problems, so he can answer in front of thousands of other total strangers in nothing resembling a timely manner.  And hope I don’t have to ask a follow-up question."

    In a way, it's a cheaper version of therapy.  Like if you pay the going hourly rate, you get a whole 45 minutes, there are no spectators to your personal problems, and there are free tissues.  But for the cost of a newspaper subscription, this is what you get.  And you’re going to be happy with it. Until now.

    Ever since Mordechai Schmutter began writing humor columns, people have been coming up to him and asking him questions.  Most of them unprintable.  And that's weird, because, as he’s demonstrated in his columns, he is not an expert on anything

    But some of the questions are printable, to the point where he has selflessly decided to start a second column - a column dedicated to answering these questions - a column that puts the "Um" in Advice Column - a column that places a prime emphasis not on embarrassing the person asking the question, but on dwarfing it with the extent to which he embarrasses himself.  And rather than give advice that is helpful only for that one person in one specific situation that may no longer be relevant, he heroically gives advice that’s not actually helpful at all.  That way, everyone wins. 

     
    This is his first collection of this column - a column that, above all, proves that there is no such thing as a ridiculous question.  Just ridiculous answers. Learn More

  3. Disclaimer to end all disclaimers:

    This book does not contain every possible disclaimer. You’ve been warned.

    Caution: Do not judge book by other side.

    Notice: Introduction sold separately.

    Warning: Do not use book as a public telephone.

    Notice: Do not read this book if you cannot read.

    Missing cat! Return to Schrödinger, dead or alive!

    Notice to residents of the United States:

    Federal law requires that we post this notice on each copy of this book entitled Stop, Drop, and LOL. If you notice a book that’s missing this notice, please call and notify us at once. you may be eligible for a cash reward!! (The number to call appears on the bottom of each notice.)

    Notice: If you’ve purchased this cover without the book, assume that someone else has the funny material that you paid for and is literally laughing at your expense right now.

    Beware: If it’s so dark that you can’t read this warning, your shin is about to make contact with something sharp.

    Danger: Never read the fine print. If there was anything in it that’s good for you they would have printed in huge letters.

    Inside: Complete Guide on How to Burn Books [Caution: Do not dispose of this book in fire.] Learn More

  4. Let's be honest: It happens. Many a couple lose the spirit that they felt at their chasunah. All too often, things get stale.

    How do we find the joy in our marriages, once again? How do we regenerate the spirit? How do we become better spouses? How does the oneness of the phenomenon of ishto kigufo and baalah kigufah proliferate?

    Many words of mussar are inevitably distant from us. Too delicate and fragile to allow such words to permeate our being, we build mental walls of protection around ourselves that are impenetrable. In truth, these are not walls that protect us. They are destructive and debilitating as they proscribe change and rejuvenation. They are particularly damaging when they impinge on the delicate relationship of marriage.

    What does work?

    Rabbi Yehoshua Kurland is a renowned educator and bestselling author who, for decades, has successfully penetrated hearts and broken through barriers with his inimitable style of teaching. His genius lies in his ability to share deep and powerful messages in conjunction with humorous stories and jokes in the spirit of the classic Talmudic milsa d'bidichusa.

    Through his wit, we become open to his teachings.

    Through his wisdom, we become open to change and inspiration.

    It is time to re-discover simchah in our marriages.

    It is time to celebrate our lives together and the symphony of marriage.

    It is time to recognize that the happiness we felt under the chupah can last a lifetime and that indeed, it is always: A Time to Dance. Learn More

  5. A practical and supportive guide to safe dieting, spiced with a touch of humor. Real life situations from the world of a frum woman.

    You've attempted a dozen diets or more. You've lost track of how many times you've promised yourself that this time you'll really stick to your goal and lose weight. Over the years, you've shed hundreds of pounds, just to gain them all right back!

    How about trying something new for a change? Let go of the diet and start losing weight - once and for all! Here's a little secret: Diets are tough, but losing weight can be much easier than you think!

    My approach doesn't require any major lifestyle change or force you to spend your day counting calories. Instead, all I ask is that you leave your battleaxe aside and simply listen to yourself! My approach draws upon the foundations of life coaching and psychodrama, but is presented by someone who always prefers cream cake to lettuce and whose best friend is Chocolate! I oppose starvation rations and engaging in constant battle against the enemy called Food, and I equally respect your desire to eat and your desire to lose weight and will prove to you that these two conflicting interests can coexist peacefully.

    This book, based on the weight-loss courses that I lead, is presented in a colorful, amusing and experiential comic format. Spiced with a good dose of humor and several grains of salt, it analyzes typical scenarios taken from our world: The Woman's World.

    Over the years, hundreds of course participants and alumnae have learned to really listen to themselves. Best of all, they have lost considerable amounts of weight and managed to maintain their new weight long-term, regardless of what was happening in their lives.

    So why not give yourself the chance? You've got nothing to lose, except your weight! Learn More

  6. Nothing that happens in the Schneider household is normal!

    What happens when...

    ...Bentzy decides to find the queen in order to make the brachah of "Shechalak mikvodo l'basar v'dam"?

    ...Lali calls the fire department to rescue a cat from the roof?

    ...Motty tries to see if he can turn into a wax figure?

    ...Yoni becomes Saba's tour guide for the Tower of London?

    The answers will truly surprise you, and probably make you laugh out loud.

    Join the 21 Schneider children on their fascinating and creative adventures in the heart of London! Learn More

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