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The Complete Emotional Guide to the Nine Months of Pregnancy
Welcome!It makes no difference if this is the first time you're expecting a child or the twelfth. Either way, when you find yourself dealing with a variety of challenges, and completely drained of both physical and emotional energy, you're liable to feel like you're the only one in the world so exhausted by this journey.But that's just it. You're not alone. You're in good company! Rucheleh Lambersky, psychotherapist, group facilitator - and more importantly, mother of eight children, kein yirbu - invites you to join the club, where you'll find yourself alongside many righteous women dealing with the same challenges as you.In Welcome to the Club! you'll get energy and a laugh, discover new insights based on the experiences of many others, and find practical, therapeutic tools to help you cope on a day-to-day basis.What do you say? Are you joining us? We've reserved a spot especially for you! Learn More
A Collection of Advice Columns by Comedian Mordechai SchmutterNewspaper advice columns are a weird tradition: "Let me ask a total stranger about my personal problems, so he can answer in front of thousands of other total strangers in nothing resembling a timely manner. And hope I don’t have to ask a follow-up question."
In a way, it's a cheaper version of therapy. Like if you pay the going hourly rate, you get a whole 45 minutes, there are no spectators to your personal problems, and there are free tissues. But for the cost of a newspaper subscription, this is what you get. And you’re going to be happy with it. Until now.Ever since Mordechai Schmutter began writing humor columns, people have been coming up to him and asking him questions. Most of them unprintable. And that's weird, because, as he’s demonstrated in his columns, he is not an expert on anything
But some of the questions are printable, to the point where he has selflessly decided to start a second column - a column dedicated to answering these questions - a column that puts the "Um" in Advice Column - a column that places a prime emphasis not on embarrassing the person asking the question, but on dwarfing it with the extent to which he embarrasses himself. And rather than give advice that is helpful only for that one person in one specific situation that may no longer be relevant, he heroically gives advice that’s not actually helpful at all. That way, everyone wins.
This is his first collection of this column - a column that, above all, proves that there is no such thing as a ridiculous question. Just ridiculous answers. Learn More
Disclaimer to end all disclaimers:This book does not contain every possible disclaimer. You’ve been warned.
Caution: Do not judge book by other side.
Notice: Introduction sold separately.
Warning: Do not use book as a public telephone.
Notice: Do not read this book if you cannot read.
Missing cat! Return to Schrödinger, dead or alive!
Notice to residents of the United States:
Federal law requires that we post this notice on each copy of this book entitled Stop, Drop, and LOL. If you notice a book that’s missing this notice, please call and notify us at once. you may be eligible for a cash reward!! (The number to call appears on the bottom of each notice.)
Notice: If you’ve purchased this cover without the book, assume that someone else has the funny material that you paid for and is literally laughing at your expense right now.
Beware: If it’s so dark that you can’t read this warning, your shin is about to make contact with something sharp.
Danger: Never read the fine print. If there was anything in it that’s good for you they would have printed in huge letters.
Inside: Complete Guide on How to Burn Books [Caution: Do not dispose of this book in fire.] Learn More
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